Saving Major Malfunction

Tom Hanks has been given the job of saving the last Democrat who survived O-Day.

Well, I hope the special effects are good, anyway:



It's a FUBAR mission. But as Hanks would say, if asked if his little reelection movie is worth it, "Especially if you think the mission's FUBAR."

Or more to the point: "We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow f*cking orders!"

Hollywood got their orders. It's about their duty as progressives. Because they know what is at stake in saving President Obama. Cue Hanks: "He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb."