Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Warmpire Strikes Back

A long time ago, in a climactic research unit far, far away, Climategate revealed the chicanery and weak science behind global warming fear mongering.

Although the Death Carbon was destroyed by the plucky Internet rebels, the Global warming empire has been wounded and not destroyed.

The Warmpire plans to strike back. There will be Carbon Wars:

The global warming “science” community is feeling threatened by evidence and revealing emails — their funding, and therefore their careers, may be in peril. In reaction to this, they will mount an even more alarmist campaign to convince the world — and themselves — that humans cause global warming and that it must be stopped. As global temperature fails to rise in the future, we will be bombarded by increasingly shrill cries of global warming catastrophe. All forms of weather — cold, hot, record snow, record heat, floods, droughts, or anything else — will be considered proof of global warming. A more than willing media desperate for spectacular headlines will give them the front page.

A creature or group that is damaged psychically will respond like a wounded animal. The ensuing attack will be more aggressive and prolonged — an attempt to convince their “enemies” that they are correct, just as Leon Festinger predicted long ago.

May the Farce be with you.

As long as we don't get to the episode with Gore Gore Binks, we'll be ok.