Friday, May 11, 2007

Clearly This is Impossible!

Well this is just a blatant lie:


Iran and North Korea have agreed to step up bilateral contacts, an Iranian news agency said on Friday, signaling closer ties between two countries which were part of U.S. President George W. Bush's "axis of evil."


It must be a lie. Everyone knows that fanatical Moslems could never cooperate with atheist communists! That whole "Axis of Evil" stuff was silly, anyway! Evil? How judgmental! And "axis" implies some level of close ties doesn't it? Pshaw.

Why, next you'll try to tell me that secular rulers might cooperate with jihadis!

Or that Shia Persians might supply Sunni Arabs with weapons!

My goodness, it is almost as if having a common enemy can lead people who don't like each other to cooperate! And yet the sophisticated among us know none of that is possible. Pure NeoCon fantasies.