A new North Korean teacher's manual that claims North Korean leader Kim Jong Un learned to drive when he was 3 and raced a yacht when he was 9 has been distributed to schoolteachers.
Drove a car?
Raced a yacht?
Hey! Kim Jong Un is Stuart Little!
So let's not forget the time the supreme leader survived the washing machine incident.
If he wasn't such an evil bastard, this news would be funny.