My contribution:
More here. Although I confess I relied on Wikipedia for the quick military career history.
UPDATE: Thanks to Mad Minerva for the link. I still feel bad for not contributing to the Hitler video meme.
Oh, I hear President Obama has said that Ben Franklin could never be on Mount Rushmore because Franklin suggested as our national bird something that was a brand name for whiskey--and how could he explain that to his daughters?
UPDATE: I really liked this one:
Although I think I'm about done with this.