Jimmy Carter to Defend America!

No, really. Trust me on this.

UPDATE: A lot of people on the right are upset that this nuclear attack submarine is being named for former President Jimmy Carter. I don't know why. Remember when Jimmy Carter received the Nobel Peace Prize as a "kick in the leg" to President Bush prior to the Iraq War? Well just think of this submarine as a kick a little higher to the anti-war left.

And the crew of that boat should be proud that they will redeem the name "Jimmy Carter."