"You who shirk Jihad: I am saying to you what Ibn Al-Jawzi said to the people of his time: 'Oh people: the millstone of war is turning round and the call for Jihad was made and the gates of heaven have opened. And so, if you are not among the knights of war, then let your women grind the millstone of war and you go and makeup your eyes, you women with beards and turbans!'
Women with beards and turbans? Did the terrorists just call their brethren girly men?
I think recruiting is not going so well for the Islamists. I don't know what their problem is, since we are fully cooperating in turning any hopped-up volunteers who purchase the all-day pass to Jihadworld into martyrs. Who would have thought our Marines and soldiers could be so darned sensitive to an alien culture?