7-Year-Old Joshua was suspended this morning from Park Elementary School in Brooklyn Park. Joshua says he was eating a pastry during snack time and trying to shape it into a mountain, the teacher said it looked like a gun and took him to the principal's office. Joshua's parents were called, he has been suspended for two days.
To be fair, it probably did fall into the convoluted definition of an "assault weapon."
Teachers need to be aware of the lunch box threats.
Knife (or possibly bayonet):
Magazine (though thankfully not high capacity):
And perhaps most ominously, the hand grenade!
Check those lunch boxes! Really, they're just ammo boxes with Disney princesses painted on, aren't they?
Idiots. We're really dealing with freaking idiots.