Thursday, May 28, 2009

Run That By Me Again?

North Korea worries about our evil plots:

"The northward invasion scheme by the U.S. and the South Korean puppet regime has exceeded the alarming level," the North's main Rodong Sinmun newspaper said in a commentary carried by the official Korean Central News Agency. "A minor accidental skirmish can lead to a nuclear war."

So, we're supposed to believe the President Obama is all on board this northward invasion scheme?

I realize that President Obama would get the Nobel Peace Prize for carpet-nuking North Korea (sorry President Carter, no more prizes for you as a kick in the leg to our president!), but in the real world, there is no Obama plot to invade North Korea. And the fact that Pyongyang believes this should be the one and only piece of evidence that we need to conclude that the Pillsbury Nuke Boy is Grade A Nuts.

There might be a war, but we sure as heck won't start it.