PSA

While it is surely acceptable to have sex on a couch, one generally assumes you are not alone.

I only say this because there is some confusion out there on this topic.

I'm late to this, I know. I should read more widely, I'm sure.

And if you must, do it in the privacy of your own home.

I am, however, confused about his punishment that bans him from watching pornography.

Is there really Furniture Porn out there? (Glass Top Credenza would be a great furniture porn star name, you have to admit.)

And under the circumstances, shouldn't the man be encouraged to watch human-on-human action?

You're welcome. I know you come here for high quality (but free, so the value is there) military analysis. But sometimes you don't get that.