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Monday, December 17, 2012

They've Got That Going For Them

North Korea rolled out the pickled corpse of their Dear Leader:

North Korea unveiled the embalmed body of Kim Jong Il, still in his trademark khaki jumpsuit, on the anniversary of his death Monday as mourning mixed with pride over a recent satellite launch that was a long-held goal of the late authoritarian leader.

Clearly, he's just resting. Probably tired and shagged out.

North Korea may not be able to feed their people, but they do a mean missile launch and corpse preservation. So they've got that going for them.

Which is nice. Since dying is all the North Korean people have to look forward to.