The Rice Doctrine

So criticism of UN ambassador Susan Rice over her Sunday news shows false claims about Benghazi is racist and opposing her for Secretary of State for that and subsequent failures to explain her statements is also racist?

Well, why not take advantage of a silly charge that silly people level, relying on a silly media to give credibility? Let's take the Rice Doctrine abroad!

Make Susan Rice our Secretary of State. We can then tell anybody who criticizes our foreign policy (or any policy, at all--hello gun laws and death penalty!) that they are racists.

African-American president? Hello? How dare you?!

Now with a female and African-American Secretary of State? Can you say global war on women, too?

Oh God, please, let Susan Rice be lesbian to get a three-fer out of this.

If we could get a pass for bombing a Moslem state with oil into submission in 2011 despite the lack of a UN Security Council resolution authorizing regime change, what could we do to Iran if we had to?

The mind boggles. It would be a freaking license to kill. President Obama could put entire nations on a "kill list" and get nary a peep from civil liberties groups and the press corps.

President Obama would get a second Nobel Peace Prize for air rading villages after getting his first as he was bombing the Moon!

Hey, the 2009 Cairo Outreach and cringe-worthy sensitivity to Islamists hasn't achieved any progress at all. Let's have a Chicago Outreach that slams our foreign jihadi enemies and all critics from abroad with condemnations that would make even Rahm Emanuel blush.