The United States is the first nation in history whose democracy has evolved to the point where its leader is provided with a wide-body transatlantic jet in order to campaign on the vital issue of public funding for sock puppets. Sure, Caligula put his horse in the senate, but it was a real horse. At Ohio State University, the rapper will.i.am introduced the president by playing the Sesame Street theme tune, which oddly enough seems more apt presidential-walk-on music for the Obama era than “Hail to the Chief.”
Amazingly, the president's supporters agree. With the wet dream of a million puppets dancing in their heads, they of course want a Million Muppet March to support the richest Muppet ever--a clear one percenter.
I suspect that the march is just there to troll for a video of a Tea Partier yelling "dirty sock!" at the protesters.
The Life of Big Bird is now a reason to support the president's reelection. Amazing. They are the real Fabricated Americans.
