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Monday, September 13, 2010

It's Amazing!

I know that there are people who are frightened into neorosis that the polar bears will lose their ice flows and drown horrible deaths. The poor poley bears...

I suggest the polar bears get a grip and chat with the walruses:

Tens of thousands of walruses have come ashore in northwest Alaska because the sea ice they normally rest on has melted.

What?! The ice melts and the walruses come ashore? Huh. I never would have guessed that's the solution.

Well surely they are doomed, right?

Fischbach said scientists don't know how long the walrus camp-out will last, but there should be enough food for all of them.

Man, the ice melts yet the walruses don't drown and don't starve?

It's like living things adapt, or something.