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Thursday, November 16, 2017

It's a Twofer

I see France has unveiled its official response to ISIL terrorism against France:

A restaurant in Paris is making everyone’s dreams come true. You know, the dream where you suddenly find yourself naked in public. Yeah, that one. O’Naturel is Paris’ first nudist restaurant. (Because apparently, a nudist restaurant is actually a thing, and not just an anxiety-fueled figment of our imaginations.)

This is brilliant.

One, it is a direct rebuke to Islamists who want to cover up women and separate men from women in all social situations.

And two, you must admit it is tough to hide a bomb vest when you are 100% nude. Because the butt-crack bomb isn't a thing (yet).

So take that ISIL.