99 reasons that I lost to Trump, 99 reasons I lost.
Write one down and post it online, 98 reasons that I lost to Trump. ...
No more excuses for losing to Trump, no more reasons to write.
Go to a ghostwriter and buy some more, 99 reasons that I lost to Trump.
This could take some time, people.
Do read it all, as they say, for the glories of Australian media bias.
I find it amusing that the news person assumed Australians, with their glorious penal colony past, wouldn't know what a shiv is.
Tip to Instapundit.
