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Monday, April 06, 2015

Spongespine Spandexpants

In the post-nuclear blast world of Foggy Bottom, I give you my ode to Secretary of State John Kerry:

Are you ready world?
"Aye Aye President"
I Can't hear you
"AYE AYE PRESIDENT"
Ohh...
Who lives in a bubble, that's under D.C.?
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
Appeasement and yellow, not for us is he
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
If nuclear nonsense be something you wish
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
Then drop our demands and flop like a fish
"Spongespine Spandexpants"
READY
Spongespine Spandexpants
Spongespine Spandexpants
Spongespine Spandexpants

SPONGESPINE SPANDEXPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...



Well, nobody's laughing now. Ready or not--we'll get a nuclear deal with Iran.

[With thanks to these folks for the original lyrics.]