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Sunday, November 17, 2013

To Be Fair, He Did Turn Them Into a Newt

Oops. Clean up in aisle six.

Well, that's embarrassing:

Al-Qaeda-linked jihadists in Syria have admitted beheading a fellow rebel by mistake after believing him to be an Iraqi Shiite fighting alongside regime forces, a watchdog said on Friday.

A video posted on the Internet on Wednesday showed two members of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) holding up a bearded man's head before a crowd in Aleppo in northern Syria.

He was a wounded Sunni jihadi rebel.

Sadly, the jihadis' rigorous procedures for identifying apostates shockingly failed in this case.



How did the jihadis becomes so wise in the ways of Islam, anyway?