South Korea and the United States were on high alert for a North Korean missile test-launch on Thursday, as the isolated state celebrated the rule of the Kim dynasty and appeared to tone down rhetoric of impending war.
Despite recent threats to attack U.S. bases and the South, North Korea started to welcome a stream of visitors for Monday's celebrations marking the birthday of its founder Kim Il-sung.
Oh, it's a birthday bash they want? Why didn't they say so? Turning Seoul into a "sea of fire" is so Kim Jong Il. The Un needs to kick it up to 21st century standards.
Chuck E. Cheese does a lovely job of hosting birthday parties. North Korea should look into it. Pizza. Games. Fun!
Come to think of it, that would be age appropriate entertainment for Kim Jong Un. Remember, it's funner than issuing nuclear death threats!
Yeah, I know. I'm just taking out my anger with American educated idiots on some hapless doofus with a bad wardrobe and delusions of grandeur. Or vice versa.
