Fifty Shades of Sequestration

The dreadful--but strangely enticing--pain of 2.3% budget reductions of the planned budget increase--is upon us:

My inner Ryan is beside himself, hopping from Senate to House. Sequestration hangs heavy over my budget like a dark tropical storm cloud. Butterflies flood my spreadsheet--as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what the sequester will do to me.

Sorry.