The Three Laws of Obamabotics

Before you play the video below (tip to Instapundit who links to Hot Air) of the lead Obamabot attempting to deny reality, keep in mind that she is merely following the iron three laws of Obamabotics:

1. 1. An Obamabot may not injure Barack Obama or, through inaction, allow Barack Obama to come to harm.
2. 2. An Obamabot must obey the orders given to it by the DNC, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. 3. An Obamabot must protect its own reputation as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Wow. She'd have difficulty passing a Turing Test.