I Know I've Mentioned This Once or Twice

I enjoyed some extra time with my children on Father's Day. Sure, the premium instant coffee and mini-cheese cake were great (and the card, of course)--and what's with the push to make the parent days a present day? I resent that. The idea that we should get expensive presents on Father's Day or Mother's Day is a bit much to take.

We didn't do anything special to mark the day. This is present enough:

Screw quality time. I want the quantity.

I'm a lucky dad.