What got my attention was this:
It's not uncommon to spot celebrities around Manhattan, but it's also not uncommon to spot people who look like celebrities who are just regular, boring people. ... You might tell friends you passed by Zooey Deschanel at the Brooklyn Flea, but it was actually one of the other 90,000 Brooklyn girls who look exactly like Zooey Deschanel.
There are 90,000 women in Brooklyn who look exactly like Zooey Deschanel?!!
Why wasn't I notified earlier?
Honestly, I didn't even read the rest of the article after I hit that part.
