Death Wish

Hugo Chavez is a buffoon and a thug. And stupid, of course. And surely less than pleasant to look at while you listen to him drone on for a few hours about how smart he is and how his big brain will improve Venezuela.

But this Axis of El Vil character is determined to become a full-fledged member of the Axis of Evil:

There are fears there will soon be a second world missile crisis after it was reported that Iran, who are fierce enemies of Israel, are due to build a mid-range rocket base in Venezuela.

According to German paper Die Welt Iran have bought launch pads on the Paraguana Peninsula, and the Middle East country's engineers visited the site in February.

Hugo Chavez really is a reason that God gave America JDAMs. I think even the Obama administration would welcome a chance to remind Iran of what we can do to thugs with missiles pointed at us.