The Devil They Know

Apparently, some of the scum (I mean, poet-victims) at Guantanamo Bay don't want to leave the Hellish conditions they are supposedly subjected to there and risk confinement or trial here:

As President Barack Obama's deadline to close Guantánamo looms, some occupants of the notorious detention centre would rather prolong their stay than be sent to maximum security prisons on the US mainland, according to camp officials.

Grant me that this is funny.