Only the Finest of Plastics for this Turkey

As plastic turkey issues go, the faux outrage on our left over the CIA's al Qaeda killing program makes this one clearly of the highest quality.

It reaches this apex because the program was revealed--to no apparent outrage--back in 2002:

You know things are bad when you can't keep your national security leaks straight...FIGURES- NY TIMES ALREADY LEAKED INFO ON SECRET CIA AL-QAEDA PLAN IN 2002

Huh. Well what do you know?

Next plastic turkey issue, please. I'm bored with this one already.