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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

The Un

The Dear Leader, who got his job from dad, the Great Leader, is set to pass down the key to the executive washroom to Kim Jong-un:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has signaled the anointment of his youngest son as heir to the ruling family dynasty as the rival Koreas bolstered their militaries along a disputed sea border on Tuesday.


One theory is that the current crisis has been provoked by Kim Jong-il to lessen opposition to putting his 25-year old son in line.

Given the state of North Korea's economy and society, I think we can settle on this third generation's popular name of The Un, following "Great" and "Dear." Kim Jong-un will be called "Leader Strung By His Heels by People from Lamp Post" in the history books.

Congratulations Jong-un!