Ka Ching!

With so many jihadis willing to act as suicide bombers to blow up whatever target tickles their fancy, I'm always happy when a jihadi only succeeds in killing himself. Score one in Gitmo:

A 31-year-old Yemeni was found dead in his cell at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, in an apparent suicide, U.S. military officials said Tuesday.

Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah Salih would be the fifth prisoner to take his life at the detention center since the Pentagon began holding terrorism suspects there more than seven years ago.

Now this is the way to depopulate Guantanamo, eh? The recidivism rate for those 5 is pretty much 0%.

The usual nutjobs here are all sad and weepy over the incident.