The South Korean government has confirmed that Kim suffered a stroke but said he is recovering and remains in control of the country. South Korea's National Intelligence Service and the Unification Ministry said they could not comment on the Chosun Ilbo report.
South Korea's Yonhap news agency quoted an unnamed government official on Friday as saying the government understands Kim has recovered enough to brush his teeth on his own.
My first thought was that the Dear Leader brushes his own teeth? Horrors! Just what do those Joy Brigade lasses do, anyway?
Of course, he's not really recovered until he can comb his bouffant hairdo on his own.
