The Vatican has issued its ten commandments for driving. This is how peaceful the Crusader religion has become, people. The Pope wants Christians to drive respectfully.
Meanwhile, the religion of peace has issued its own ten commandments (drawn from their dream of burning Bush, of course) for car bomb drivers:
1. You shall kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of inflicting mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen check points.
4. Be charitable and use a second car bomb when your neighbor is in need, especially victims of your first car bomb.
5. Car bombs shall be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to detonate your bomb.
7. Support the families of car bomb drivers.
8. Bring car bomb drivers and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of shrapnel.
9. On the road, aim for the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel joy toward others' deaths from your car bomb.
You see? Not so different from the Vatican version.
About Me
- Brian J. Dunn
- I live and write in Ann Arbor, Michigan. University of Michigan AB and MA from Eastern Michigan University. One term in the Michigan Army National Guard. Former American history instructor and retired nonpartisan research analyst. I write on Blogger and Substack. Various military and private journals have published my occasional articles on military subjects. See "My Published Works" on the TDR web version or under the mobile version drop-down menu for citations and links.
