Well This Explains a Lot

I am an American. Proud of it, too.

And I guess this explains all. Tip to Hugh Hewitt's site.

I like football, scantily clad young women, and beer.

Empire cannot be far behind.

This guy appears to be serious. Really, some people are just weenies.

(And my apologies if I didn't see through his jest and he is just pretending to have the brain power of a mossy rock.)