Plan B

The whole caliphate project seems to be foundering on the problem of American soldiers and Marines kicking the snot out of jihadis in Iraq and Afghanistan. So many jihadis have died that it is now 72 jihadis in paradise per virgin rather than the other way around. This is apparently most discouraging to jihadis 2 through 72. Not to mention the virgin, of course.

So, al Qaeda has decided to go to Plan B in the Big Plan to Establish a Worldwide Jihadi Caliphate:

An American thought to be an al-Qaida activist appeared in a videotape with the terror group's deputy leader Saturday and called on his countrymen to convert to Islam and for U.S. soldiers to switch sides in the Iraq and Afghan wars.

Yep, if you can't beat 'em, get them to join you. That'll work out real well.

You know, when I contemplate the jihadis who hate and kill, I have difficulty fathoming just how big a crowd of losers they are. How genuinely addled must an American be to convert to this brand of Islam and abandon all the benefits of being an American citizen?

I'm just saying we need to kill him before he breeds. The gene pool will thank us.