Obviously, there is no chance I would donate to Occupy Wall Street.
I was initially shocked that any Occupy sympathizers had any money at all to donate. But then the article says that the researchers provided the donation to the subjects.
I'm reasonably sure that the rate of donation would have been higher among the Occupy fans if the payment had been in the form of soap.
But more importantly, since we've gotten to this level of scienfic inquiry, we've obviously cured cancer and figured out all our actual problems via science.
Tip to Instapundit.