Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Memo to Taiwan

Taiwan needs to take note of the path to UN recognition that the Palestinians have blazed:

France said on Tuesday it would vote in favor of Palestinian non-member status at the United Nations, an important boost in Palestinian efforts to secure greater international recognition.

So, instead of being a nicely behaving, advanced, democracy, Taiwan needs to become a dictatorial cesspool of poverty, spewing hate by organizing "Death to the Hans" rallies, and occasionally firing off missiles at mainland cities.

At that point, France will lead the way for all nations to secure greater international recognition.

Of course, the major flaw in this strategy is that Taiwan doesn't face Israel, which is an advanced democracy that just wants to be left alone. Taiwan faces China.