But this part of the complaint made me laugh out loud:
Unfortunately, to NBC, showcasing the "Bodies in Motion" of the XXX Olympiad means taking footage of conventionally attractive female athletes competing in sports that require them to be scantily clad, slowing it way down as the camera lovingly caresses their butts, breasts, and bouncing ponytails, and playing some soft core porn music over it. [emphasis added]
Really? You can't say that the women are simply "attractive" or "pretty" or--God forbid--"hot?"
Truly, that is conventionally stupid.