Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Huge? Oh, Please

A "monster" was cornered in California:

The 5-foot Monitor lizard wandering around a condo complex in the city of Riverside was way bigger than animal control officer Jenny Selter could have imagined.

"She said she saw it and almost jumped back in her truck," said John Welsh, spokesman for Riverside County Animal Services. "The residents were freaking out because here's the Godzilla-like creature walking down the sidewalk."

That's not a monster.

This is a monster:

Our Asian economic competitors will eat us alive if we get all worked up over mini-monsters that can be handled by a county animal control officer and a local police officer.