Saturday, June 11, 2005

Proof That God is American

God is American. How else do you explain this poll:

Whatever the cause, nearly 40 percent of French men told a recent survey that they would, science permitting, like to become pregnant.

The poll, conducted by Ipsos and published in the current issue of Children Magazine (Enfants Magazine), showed that 38 percent of the more than 500 fathers of children up to seven interviewed by phone said they would like, or would have liked, to be the one to carry their offspring to term.

To quote Monty Python, "You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?! "

You know that de Villepin has to be in the 40 percent category. This article does say he wants to carry out radical reform of France's labor laws, after all. Heh.

So we'll call "France" by her new name "Loretta" and let the French men fight for their right to have babies.

If God is not American, I don't know how to explain how a poll like this even gets commissioned.

I'm just so very happy.